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- Kirby game start: oh no king dedede ate Kirbys cake what a bad boy let's go stop him
- Kirby game final boss: the final demon bosses from the last six games all merge into a super Satan zombie and make a wish to the time God to send the sun hurtling through space and Kirby has to ride a fucking cyber draconian space Lord into the sun to destroy it
- Kirby game ending: Kirby got his cake! And king dedede gets a time out for being naughty :3
via Chill.
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it was called ninteno 64 because there were only 64 of them
it was called nintendo 64 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away
it was called the n64 because it was made in 1964
It was called the Nintendo 64 because it’s Nintendo’s 64th console
It was called the N64 because of its 64 bit processor, which was capable processing 3 dimensional graphics, which was the main selling point of the console, due to the rarity of 3D systems at the time
It was called th N64 because the souls of the original 64 Nintendo employees are trapped inside it.
degrees and walk away
via Chill.
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Most stores have “Welcome” signs so vampires can enter and buy things.
via Just Shower Thoughts.
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No one says “Wooooooow” longer than someone who’s been accused of something they definitely did.
via Just Shower Thoughts.
